I read this article the other day about how to have a successful blog.
It said I should be posting blogs as often as possible to entertain my readers.
But it's been a while. But the whole point of this blog wasn't really to be successful it was primarily to entertain myself, and possibly my family.
So the last few months I've been so busy enjoying my new love nest with Mr Rose that the blog is woefully neglected.
An interesting outcome is that my family have got so fed up of waiting for me to write a blog they've started 'blogging' themselves.
So bitches, I'm back to retain my crown.
I find myself currently in the Cathay business class lounge en route to Hong Kong to run a big event.
It's fricking amazing in here. It has a noodle bar and endless champagne. It will be hard to leave.
The purpose of doing business class travel on your own is to be as nonchalant as possible. Nothing screams 'loser' like exclaiming to yourself out loud, forgetting for a moment in your excitement that you are all alone 'oh my god I'm going to have a latte and a vodka tonic AT THE SAME TIME!!!'
So I'm wearing bright red lipstick, a killer frock and I'm trying to keep my shitty New Look cabin bag hidden from view.
If anyone asks I'm the MD of a successful lingerie business, off to China to see my shareholders.